By fellow 12 Clinton Bonner
Ladies and gentlemen of the Flock, I have seen our future, and it is goooooood.
If you aren’t into spoilers, stop right here, turn away, Sheil Kapadia your eyes and do all the things that would prevent you from possibly ruining this for you. Our next 3 Sunday fundays together with that MNF tilt to round out the 2nd quarter of our season versus the ‘healthy Russell Wilson’ led Buffalo Bills is going to be a blast!
With that, it’s time once again to stare into the smokey goodness of Mamma Cleo’s Sexy Deep Balls.
If you recall – and of course ya do because you’re on your Seahawks game – we took the opportunity to gaze deeply into Mamma Cleo’s crystal balls before the season started.
What did Mamma Cleo predict for our ‘Hawks at the quarter mark?
3 and 1 people… 3 and 1.
So we repeat… this is your last chance to turn away because we all know that if you see yourself in a future state, space-time melts down and well… we’ve all seen Space Jam.
Game 5: Falcor… It’s Wonderful !!!
Matty ‘Fire and’ Ice squawk into town with their plumage all puffed out, sporting a shiny coat of feathers that all add up to an unexpected 4 – 1 start for the Falcons. Did you hear, from every single NFL pundit, that the Falcons have now beaten the 2 Super Bowl teams from last season!!!???
Did you hear that… did ya!?
Well, have you watched the Camthers this year? Did you ‘hear’ the Falcons beat Paxton Lynch?
What do I expect this game?
- Sweet noise from our C+C Music Factory of Clark + Cassius – 2.5 sacks between the 2, and overall, I predict a riot, a defensive jailbreak if you will – 5 Seahawks sacks (let’s hope Frank the Tank can go on Sunday!)
- BoomshakkaLockett returns to health and with that, returns to the endzone, at least once
- A pick-6 from Wagz or KJ
There is one reason this game is close and we score less points than we oughta:
Final score Seahawks 23 – Falcons 17 … we go to 4 – 1.
Game 6: Flightless Bird
Sunday Night Football… Priiiiiimetime… In the desert.
I just hope Arians wears that stupid hat because that will make Twitter that much more fun.
People might think this all depends on the health of Carson Palmer… allow me to play the contrarian.
Yes, they will need Palmer to have any shot of winning, but when people say – and many do – that Carson Palmer hasn’t been good since the NFC Championship game last year v. the Camthers… I am compelled to correct them.
We broke Carson Palmer last year before the playoffs even began.
Week 17, the Red Birds were home riding a 9-game winning streak and we trounced the yellow beaks 36 – 6. Palmer was 12 for 25 for 129 yards, a 48% completion percentage with an INT and he didn’t play the 2nd half.
He has not been the same since this game.
What do I expect this game:
- Russell, a whole lotta of Russell Carrington Wilson
- The Cardinals will still bring the heat, sacking Russ 4+ times
- David Johnson won’t gain over 77 yards on the ground
In a game the Cardinals kinda have to have, they won’t.
Seahawks 37 – Cardinals 20 … we swoop on to 5 – 1.
Game 7 – Jimmy Eats World
Saints aren’t a good team.
Seattle is a good team.
Jimmy’s homecoming is a smash. Justin Britt smiles. C-Mike balls.
This isn’t particularly close folks.
Seahawks 31 – Saints 18 … we march in to 6 – 1.
Game 8 – Slim Shady
The 5 – 3 Buffalo Bills come to the PNW for a Monday Night tilt and this one is tighter than we expect, want, or need… yet it ends up being the best game we’ve seen in weeks!
- Shady shows us why he’s one of the league’s best, going for a very rare c-note against our staunch Run D
- Our offense sputters and rides the struggle bus for 3 quarters… but
- 4th quarter Russell ‘things’ and an anti-Scott Norwood FG from Hau$chka as time expires sends Sexy Rexy heading back east with a bad case of the Mondays
Prediction: This unlikely matchup ends up being one of the most entertaining games of the year.
Seahawks 20 – Bills 19 … we’re halfway home at an impressive 7 – 1.
1,2,3… What’s Next!?
It’s a second quarter to remember folks! Get your popcorn ready and prepare to go 4 and 0 in Q2 of 2016. Go ‘Hawks !!!
Remember 12s, see something??? Say something on Twitter. Send @seahawkerspod a tweet during the game, tag it #3i3o, and it just might show up in next week’s 3 IN, 3 OUT… and that’s nice!!!